The Ballad of Sir Annoy-O
From Boom Labs came a mighty mech
with armor shining gold.
Crafted well by a gigglin’ tech
who this time broke the mold.
She always made mechs for a lark:
noisy with hair of red.
But they all lacked a special spark“He needs some Light!” she said.
T’was good then she knew where to find
light in a lazer lab.
Her buddy Kangor wouldn’t mind:
he’d put it on her tab.
She giggled as it powered on,
her masterpiece complete
“You are no MERE Annoy-o-tron!
Now greet, greet, greet, greet, GREET!”
Technicians scowled in every room
so their Boss hatched a ruse.
“Go greet the WORLD” said Dr. Boom
And lit a rocket’s fuse.
The mech crash landed near a town
where he might find a friend.
They thought he was a total clown;
Annoy-O sensed a trend.
He fled their ire into the wood
to stifle oily tears.
What was the use of being good
if all you got was jeers?
He wandered, feeling all alone
trudging among the trees.
And there he heard the hopeful tone
of laughter on the breeze!
The sound he ventured to track down
and found a fearsome sight:
The Headless Horseman wrecking town
and laughing with delight!
The Horseman rhymed as he attacked
creating quite a din.
Their defender already sacked:
an elder paladin.
Annoy-O saw them suffering
he had to face this foe.
He let his mighty warcry ring,
“HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!”
Annoy-O annoyed, swift and sure
when Horseman tried to rhyme.
The brave little mech stopped the cur
“HELLO!” he said each time.
The headless fiend grew frustrated
and couldn’t stand his ground.
His rhymes were getting truncated
with Annoy-O around.
“FINE, I’LL LEAVE!” he said in a huff
atop his ghostly steed.
He growled, “I HAVE HAD QUITE ENOUGH!
ANNOY-O, I CONCEDE!”
Then the old knight rose to speak:
“You’ve rescued us from blight!
Sir Annoy-O’s the one they’ll seek;
Young mech, I dub thee knight!”
Now Annoy-O’s known everywhere
as the boldest fellow.
He roots out evil in its lairand greets it with: